Unknown in the world due to a lack of interest in local sports and not feeling the need to drink every weekend. Known for being the girl with that creepy metal thing on her leg for a long time and cycling with a cast.
Orla at Sea
You can have a very intense relationship with fictional characters because they are in your own head.
I found this postie note inside John Green’s An Abundance of Katherines (from my local library).
First off, what an excellent idea.
And secondly, it would be a John Green book, don’t you think?
Finally, sooo tumblr-appropriate.
(via the-nerdfighter-notes)
I drew this today
It’s for my best friend Becky who’s been in hospital for half a year because of self-harming, her mum asked me to draw something inspiring for her and incorporate butterflies into it somehow so I did this. I just wanted to show her that even though her arms may now be mutilated and abused beyond recognition, there is still hope and beauty to be found in everything. That I still find her absolutely beautiful and perfect.
(via 4uburn)
‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’
the da vinci code has been cracked
(via 4uburn)
- writes poetry
- worked in the White House
- built his own house
- started Random Acts
- gave Jared 2000 dollars in change
- married his HS sweetheart
- isn’t afraid to wear dresses
- bicycle touring
- clog dancing
- tibetan throat singing
- special skills: Acting in front of the camera
fuck you he’s perfect
not to mention
- he’s built and slept in an igloo
- he was arrested once because he climbed up the roof of a bank to read while somebody was robbing the bank
- he had a laughing fit at his teacher’s funeral
- he and vicki named their child west anaximander
- he kayaked down the LA river
- he made jokes on his FBI background check
- he stole security badges from the White House and made a mobile out of them
- he made vicki’s engagement ring
- misha and vicki renewed their vows at an albertson’s in drag
(via ganspirit)
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.
I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…
(Source: joebspecial, via ganspirit)
